Infamous Taste Tests...
While
members of the Mid-Michigan Chapter have a natural
inclination to consume beer, they do carry it to extremes on
occasion. At each of the four annual chapter events, the
infamous Mid-Michigan taste tests are conducted. Brave and
courageous members, both male and female, step forward and
volunteer to taste and rate cereal malt beverages that
perhaps have aged far beyond a normal expiration date.
The test
panel receives donated containers of beer that preferably
have the magic phrase I.R.T.P. somewhere on the label.
Those initials stand for Internal Revenue Tax Paid and was
required on all beer containers from mid-1935 until March
1950. Cans and bottles containing that phrase are
considered prime candidates for testing.
Panel
members belly up the table/bar, which is located not too far
from a suitable sink or other disposal site. Each person is
given a small plastic cup into which a small (one or two
ounce) sized beer sample from the ancient container is
poured. Each tester also gets a piece of cheesecloth to
strain unwanted particles from the beverage. The beer has
been cooled (sometimes for 50 years) and the container is
very gently opened. Often pieces of rotted cork fall into
the bottle/can but that is part of the overall charm of the
test.
Each beer
is rated on carbonation, aroma, clarity, taste, foam
retention and presentation. The latter category includes
whether or not there are chunks of what are referred to as
“floaties” in the liquid. These are pieces of un-dissolved
protein chunks that have magically reappeared in the beer
after years of storage. They deduct from the overall
rating. The age of the beer is also considered important -
two equally tasty beers, one from 1937 and one from 1949,
the 1937 version will get more credit. Any can that sheds
its internal lining and comes out in slimy sheets also loses
points.
The rating
system is based on four stars with the absolute best beer
getting the coveted four star rating and the absolute worst
beer that smells horrible, tastes worse and encourages
automatic stomach content ejections receiving no stars. To
date, if it is beer and did come in a beer container, the
lowest rating we have ever given anything is one-half star.
My personal favorite was a RAINIER CLUB cone top that had a
manufacturing date of August 1937 on the bottom that tasted
as fresh and looked as good as the day it come off the
canning line.
A typical
taste test session will involve about a half-dozen beers.
The cans and bottles are donated. The empty containers and
their caps will be returned to the original owners if
desired and in a cleaned condition.
The Mid-Michigan Chapter is always looking for full older
cans and bottles for our taste tests. Bring your
candidates to any show.


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